Archive for September, 2011

Baby for sale or rent

September 2, 2011 Leave a comment

Trying to conceive is very expensive. We have tried three times unsuccessfully and have started attempt #4. Dollar-wise – four attempts equals a compact car without air conditioning.

Since we still have kittens to feed and my Resident Evil habit to support, we took out a loan from my mother-in-law. When we got the money, the card accompanying the money said “This money entitles me to management of Scarlett Olivia Hope for one year at Toddlers and Tiaras competitions.”

I immediately took out a bank loan to pay her back.

PS: No idea where “Olivia Hope” came from…