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Now I’m officially old.

I have the radio on while I work.  An ad came on with a woman complaining that she felt too old for the other clubs. But at last, she found a club just for her and her age group. So I perk up thinking, maybe there’s a club for people who want to dance and enjoy music and be home by 11pm…

The announcer voiceover kicks in advertising the “Devil’s Martini” for the mature, sophisticated, professional crowd.

This crowd is 25-30 years old.

I am going to start a club call the “Devil’s Metamucil” for the more mature, more sophisticated and counting-the-days-until-retirement crowd.

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